Kohl: What are you watching Poppie?

My Dad: the 10 most specatcular Nascar wrecks

Kohl: Wow, Poppie you really are a redneck.

So this morning on the way to work (p.s. I think this may be one of my favorite times of the day as Kohl and I have some awesome conversations) we were talking about some of our fears.

He asked me "Mom what's one of the scariest things you've ever seen?" So I begin to think of scary things....and he then tells me that "birds don't count Mom".

I have a fear of birds, it's odd I realize that...but it's real. Hate them...their dirty and chirpy and eat road kill, need I say more??

Anyways back to the conversation.....after my real fear is dismissed I'm thinking about things and he says "I think sharks are scary"...I say yea I guess, maybe cause I've never really seen one in real life (behind a glass at Sea World when I was 7 doesn't count) I'm not really scared of them. I also said it's not like you see them every time when you go in the ocean....and Kohl (my special, special son) says "you do if you're a Tuba Diver". Yep that's right folks a Tuba Diver....can you picture it now??

So this week Kohl and Ally went to Snowflake to hang out with their Dad and his family for Spring Break....

I always hate when the cubs are gone, the house is quiet.

I'm all alone.

And there are no crazy quotes from my Man Cub......

However their Dad texted me yesterday with this awesome quote while they were headed out to the Rez.....

"Dad, can we build a tepee tonight and sleep in it, cause I think it would really help bring out my Inner Indian".....

One of my favorite conversations (while on the way to school) with the man cub went a little something like this:

Kohl: Yikes Mom my zipper was down.

Me: Uh-oh that could have been dangerous.

Kohl: Yep, don't want to let the cow get out of the barn.

Me: just laughing uncontrollably

Kohl: But you have to be careful, you don't want to let it get bit by the snake.

Me: (while thinking what the ??) Kohl what exactly is the snake?

(not going to lie, a little scared of his response)

Kohl: It's the zipper Mom, cause trust me it hurts when the snake bites your cow.

Me: Oh (big sigh of relief)

Kohl: What did you think the snake was??

And that's when the conversation ended.

"I'm not even cooler than a Parrot"

I later asked Kohl what he meant by this and his response was something along the lines of "Mom, parrots are birds and they can talk, that's really cool".

Going back to the vault.....

Here are some of my favorite quotes!

*My brain hatched an idea.

*My hand feels like a stuffed animal.

* Room at the Point Hilton- $130

Breakfast in Bed- $30

Goggles at the Lazy River- $6.50

Hearing your son scream

"OH MY GOSH THIS ROOM COMES WITH IT'S OWN PEN"- Priceless

*dangit Mom I think I have short loss memory terms.

*Mom why do ducks swim on those poop ponds? Don't they know how gross that is?

*Mom I could totally see you as a cheetah, just not you're face.

*I missed my mom more than Uncle Kevin she gave me birth.

*Allysa you are acting like a cyclopse, only you have two eyes.

*Mom what time of year do the piggies in Mexico give us the flu.

*You woke me from my beauty sleep.

*Mom I wish you could touch stars, because if I could I'd rearrange them and make a picture.

*I'm gonna pull out my tongue and slap you with it.

*Mom the teacher rearranged us yesterday and she sat me next to Chase, who thinks he's a.....dramatic pause....WeReWolF.

This is Kohl, he is my hilarious 8 year old. For those that are friends of mine on facebook you've seen my

"Kohl's quotes of the day".....

so I've started a blog of them, because they are that awesome. One day maybe I will actually get around to writing a book, until then, you'll have to settle for a blog.