Going back to the vault.....

Here are some of my favorite quotes!

*My brain hatched an idea.

*My hand feels like a stuffed animal.

* Room at the Point Hilton- $130

Breakfast in Bed- $30

Goggles at the Lazy River- $6.50

Hearing your son scream

"OH MY GOSH THIS ROOM COMES WITH IT'S OWN PEN"- Priceless

*dangit Mom I think I have short loss memory terms.

*Mom why do ducks swim on those poop ponds? Don't they know how gross that is?

*Mom I could totally see you as a cheetah, just not you're face.

*I missed my mom more than Uncle Kevin she gave me birth.

*Allysa you are acting like a cyclopse, only you have two eyes.

*Mom what time of year do the piggies in Mexico give us the flu.

*You woke me from my beauty sleep.

*Mom I wish you could touch stars, because if I could I'd rearrange them and make a picture.

*I'm gonna pull out my tongue and slap you with it.

*Mom the teacher rearranged us yesterday and she sat me next to Chase, who thinks he's a.....dramatic pause....WeReWolF.