Monday, February 28, 2011

"I'm not even cooler than a Parrot"

I later asked Kohl what he meant by this and his response was something along the lines of "Mom, parrots are birds and they can talk, that's really cool".

Friday, February 25, 2011

Going back to the vault.....


Here are some of my favorite quotes!


*My brain hatched an idea.


*My hand feels like a stuffed animal.

* Room at the Point Hilton- $130
Breakfast in Bed- $30
Goggles at the Lazy River- $6.50
Hearing your son scream
"OH MY GOSH THIS ROOM COMES WITH IT'S OWN PEN"- Priceless



*dangit Mom I think I have short loss memory terms.



*Mom why do ducks swim on those poop ponds? Don't they know how gross that is?


*Mom I could totally see you as a cheetah, just not you're face.



*I missed my mom more than Uncle Kevin she gave me birth.



*Allysa you are acting like a cyclopse, only you have two eyes.

*Mom what time of year do the piggies in Mexico give us the flu.
*You woke me from my beauty sleep.

*Mom I wish you could touch stars, because if I could I'd rearrange them and make a picture.
*I'm gonna pull out my tongue and slap you with it.

*Mom the teacher rearranged us yesterday and she sat me next to Chase, who thinks he's a.....dramatic pause....WeReWolF.