One of my favorite conversations (while on the way to school) with the man cub went a little something like this:

Kohl: Yikes Mom my zipper was down.

Me: Uh-oh that could have been dangerous.

Kohl: Yep, don't want to let the cow get out of the barn.

Me: just laughing uncontrollably

Kohl: But you have to be careful, you don't want to let it get bit by the snake.

Me: (while thinking what the ??) Kohl what exactly is the snake?

(not going to lie, a little scared of his response)

Kohl: It's the zipper Mom, cause trust me it hurts when the snake bites your cow.

Me: Oh (big sigh of relief)

Kohl: What did you think the snake was??

And that's when the conversation ended.